In his early years my husband had aspirations of becoming a Ninja. I mention this because today Momo of Candlelight tipped me off that Stella at Momomoogie had new felt patches up for sale. I’ve missed out on all of Stella’s previous shop updates so I ran over and bought these two patches:

Now it all becomes startlingly clear… the Sneaky Ninja patch, in a twisted but sweet way, reminds me of my dear husband. It also reminds me of a book that I found on one of his old bookshelves titled Ninja Secrets of Invisibility. I found it one day when we were invited to a little get-together at our friends’ house and everyone was invited to bring something to read aloud. I missed the part that it was supposed to be a book that we were currently reading – but by the time I realized my error it was too late. Plus, the chapter that I had chosen to read was called “The Art of Hiding” and is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. There were several different hiding techniques in the chapter and best of all there were illustrations. Little Ninjas all dressed in black with white eyeholes in their facemasks. My favorite hiding technique was called “Hiding Behind Nothing” and showed the little Ninja standing out in the open with his arms held up about halfway in the air. Apparently, the trick to hiding in this manner is to remain perfectly still. Ahh… so that’s how they do it!
It makes me giggle just thinking about how funny it all was. Today I couldn’t remember the name of the book’s author so I looked it up on Amazon and I started laughing even harder when I was reading the reviews. Please allow me to share a few of my favorite snippets with you:
This guy is not Ninja. I bought this book and wasted money. If you want to learn Ninjutsu, buy books from Hatsumi sensei or Tanemura sensei. These are real masters.
– Master Lee
Forget these envy-oriented reviews! This book contains REAL invisibility techniques! If you dread those horrible togakure postures and so called invisibility techs, then do yourself a favor and study this book by Ashida Kim, a gentleman, a great writer and a man who has been hated by hundreds of misguided teenagers only because he IS DIFFERENT! If Ninja is the one who endures, man, HE is Ninja!
– A Reader
This book is a waste of time and money. But worse than that, using nonsense techniques from this book will probably get you killed, or captured on the battlefield.
– A Reader
Oh the perils of the Ninja world. Why can’t they all just get along?
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Now that I've outed his early Ninja aspirations, Mark posted some of his memories... go read them.